Eight questions

* Why do I dislike Tamil films?
* Why do I fear emotional attachments?
* Why do I dislike people who like me?
* Why do I hate my waist so much but still not getting up early to gym?
* Why do I dislike Vinod Mehta and still scream at the paperboy if Outlook comes late?
* Why am I not keeping Mark Knopfler in my desktop?
* Why do I feel like throwing away all my tapes/cds?
* Why do I feel like I have only one more month to live?

I'm striking off the sixth question because I know why.